Along with the letter about the "funeral", also what came with it was a "will" and a letter about what really happened. This is what they both said:
"The Official Reading of the Last Will and Testament of Beatrice Bobblethorpe
I Beatrice leave the following to my baby Betty:
- My forever Love x X (Love you baby) X x
- A packet of fish fingers - remember me when you eat each finger (will be delivered in due course)
- 70 2p's from my official fishifax savings account (will be delivered in due course)
- 80 1p's from my official fishifax savings account (will be delivered in due course)
- A bottle of water, this water was blessed by sharks on September 11th after the terrible plan crash which led to powerful trembles rushing to the Mediterranean killing your great grandfather twice removed (will be delivered in due course)
- A blank sheet of paper for you to write all of your great grandfather twice removed (will be delivered in due course)
- A blank sheet of paper for you to write all of your memories of me down - read it and treasure me forever (attached within)
- A star, when you were born I decided to buy a star and name it Betty. Every night look up at the sky and that shining star will be yours! I shall be waiting on it for you.
- A deep dark family secret. Barry is ALIVE! The story on the following page.
Beatrice, what really happened?
One sunny morning Barry, your brother and lover witnessed something so SHOCKING it destroyed his vision to happiness. Your brother and lover Barry walked in on your uncle Bagdad having sexual fishicourse with your TWIN brother Botty!!!
House passed and Barry could not cope with this! He later went up to his uncle and Botty had told them he saw everything that happened, his uncle told him he was onto to talk and made Barry feel like an apple. Later, Barry still could not cope so decided to go for a swim, he saw his uncle and Botty once again, things were not as they seemed they were arguing and Botty was crying. Bagdad slapped Botty and knocked him out. Barry witnessed everything, and then suddenly out of nowhere Bagdad killed Botty! My poor Botty dead. The police interviewed Barry and for the case to get to court Barry had to fake his death. Barry agreed and things all went to plan, this was until Bagdad escaped prison and killed himself on Botty's grave.
I could not take all this terror as I didn't know Barry was under witness protection. I only found ot the day before I decided to take my own life. There was nothing I could do as I had already taken an overdose which in SeaWorld kicks in a day later, I tried going to the hospital bt there was nothing they could do for me. It was too late my baby :( that is why I decided to write this terrible tragic will leaving you the real truth behind my death and it was nothing to do with all the crap Detective Brad told you! He had to lie so that terrible truth would not come out and risk your life Betty.
Your grandparents do however want to stay in touch and don't hate e like Brad said. As I come to an end of writing this letter I am starting to lose the will to live. I managed to publish my own Book (Finding Beatrice) it gives all the fll details about what really happened and you will be able to find out all about your birth, my dead, your brothers and ncles. I really hope that you meet your grandparents. Barry will be out of witness protection shortly so may be joining you. Barry is very disturbed at the moment and may not fully recover; he is suffering from Fish-dish this means he may change into a different or item of fishy products such as tuna. I hope you read my book and get the full story of what really happened with everything. I love you so much my baby. Love Mum X x
End of official WILL reading
This document is a legal document and should be disposed of as soon as possible
The court of law advises all WILL readers to wash their hands after reading this letter to wash away any sins that may have entered the reader's fins
This WILL was signed off... 24/05/11"
Thus concludes the last letter received about our newly adopted fish, Betty.
Next blog it will most definitely reveal who REALLY left me Betty.
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